Don't forget.

Hi, my name is Jackie, and you must be.... Gorgeous? ;) JK i have a girlfriend so you're all ugly fucks

The most accurate depiction of the press I have ever seen

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deductions-with-thedoctor:

bubbleberrys-bash:

cancerousmexicanfetusrapewhistle:

When I was 7 there was a group of really mean girls in my class and one day I pulled out my crayons and one of the girls walked up to my desk and looked me in the eye as she snapped my crayons in half 

if i were you i would have sharpened that crayon back, walked up to her, and looked her in the eye as i sliCED HER FUCKING THROAT OPEN WITH IT, I NEEDED A NEW RED ANYWAYS

new from crayola:

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Harry Potter's Character Development

Books 1-3:Fuck yeah, I'm Harry Potter.
Books 4-7:Fuck, I'm Harry Potter.